What’s your name?
I’m the Doctor
Ooh, I love it when people say that, say it again!
You’ll never find out…
Okay Doctor, what do you do?
Where have you been?
Everywhere you can possibly imagine.
Oh more than that. Worlds, universes. Past, future. Time, space.
Well you see, people assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually it’s more like a ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.
Wow. That’s pretty incredible actually.
It is. See I have my TARDIS. It’s a blue box. The Chameleon Circuit got stuck in 1960s Britain you see and I can’t fix it. And it travels through time and space.
TARDIS? Chameleon Circuit?
Yes, keep up
Oh, is that it over there?
Yes, the blue box. That’s the old girl.
But it’s tiny. Doesn’t it get a bit cramped?
Ah well, you’ll have to come and look to discover that secret.
Is that an invitation?